Monday, June 29, 2009
Some Artist Once Said
"I love photos, because the best thing about them is, they never change, even when the people in them do"
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Dumb Blond
Top 50 dumb blonde quotes …. some of which come from heiress Paris Hilton.
HERE are the top 50 dumb blonde jokes cracked by Hollywood’s hottest actors and socialites, complied by The Sun newspaper in London.
1) Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: “Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”
2) Jessica Simpson on NewleyWeds: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’
3) Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: “I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
4) Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I’ve changed? What do you mean… I’ve changed my clothes?”
5) Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: “Eskimos are uncivilised because they don’t have any shops.”
6) Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: “I don’t really think, I just walk.”
7) Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: “A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
8) Goldie Horn on her favourite types of films: “Comedy is funny”.
9) Sam Fox on fitness clothes: “I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes – one for every day of the week.”
10) Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: “So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants… all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing… the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that…”
11) BB’s Helen Adam’s on education: “The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde – I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate.”
12) Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”
13) Britney on Japan “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
14) Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: “Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.”
15) Paris Hilton on her fame: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”
16) Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: “He looks at us like we’re stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He’s a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!”
17) Cameron Diaz on science: “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
18) Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: “I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
19) BB’s Helen Adams on magic man Paul Daniels: “Yeah, you know Jack Daniels… he does all the magic stuff!”
20) Christina Aguilera on film festivals: “So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?”
21) Paris Hilton on her career choices: “First wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.”
22) Alicia Douvall on motherhood: “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career.”
23) Chantelle Houghton on hearing George Galloway was an MP: “Does that mean you work in that big room with the green seats?”
24) Britney on capital punishment: “I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.”
25) BB2’s Helen Adams on pulses: “How much chicken is there in chick peas?”
26) Chanelle Hayes on her Posh spice obsession: “I like what she (Victoria Beckham) wears. That’s what magazines are all about – there’s always a picture of a celebrity and where to buy a replica of what they’re wearing. It’s not as if I’m doing anything weird.”
27) Paris Hilton on her title: “I don’t want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn’t do anything for that.”
28) Tara Reid on her fellow blonde celeb: “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
29) Ivana Trump on literature: “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”
30) Christina Aguilera on herself: “I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.”
31) Britney Spears on her first tour: “Where the hell is Australia anyway?”
32) Alicia Douvall on surgery: “I know it (plastic surgeries) will kill me. But I’d rather die trying to sort things out.”
33) Jodie Marsh on cooking: “Is an egg a vegetable?”
34) Kimberly Stewart on Jennifer Aniston: “I like her cos she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cos it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”
35) Jessica Simpson on her mood at the VH1 ‘05 video awards: “Isn’t it weird I’m getting all emotionable.”
36) Helen Adams on BB2 : “I probably sound Welsh on the telly.”
37) Mariah Carey on the death of the King of Jordan: “I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.”
38) Chantelle Houghton on different types of doctors: “What’s a gynaecologist?”
39) Pamela Anderson on her secret to success: “I don’t think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!”
40) Ivana Trump on getting one over on her ex’s new girlfriend: “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
41) Brooke Shields on her campaign against smoking: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
42) Heather Locklear on being proud of her heritage: “From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment’s notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had.”
43) Jessica Simpson on her scantily clad videos: “I’m definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting!”
44) Chantelle Houghton working out the shopping budget: “Eleventy-twelve pence? I don’t get it. How much is that then?”
45) Britney on why she did a cover of I Love Rock and Roll: “I always loved Pat Benatar.”
46) Emma Bunton on moobs: “I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It’s so funny – when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it’s a comfort thing.”
47) Cyndi Crawford on modelling: “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.”
48) The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: “Doesn’t that hurt?”
49) Jessica Simpson to the President when visiting the White House: “I love what you’ve done with the place!”
50) Mischa Barton on being blessed with looks: “Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.”
HERE are the top 50 dumb blonde jokes cracked by Hollywood’s hottest actors and socialites, complied by The Sun newspaper in London.
1) Paris Hilton talking to press about the US chain store: “Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”
2) Jessica Simpson on NewleyWeds: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’
3) Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: “I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
4) Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I’ve changed? What do you mean… I’ve changed my clothes?”
5) Jodie Marsh in a recent interview: “Eskimos are uncivilised because they don’t have any shops.”
6) Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: “I don’t really think, I just walk.”
7) Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: “A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
8) Goldie Horn on her favourite types of films: “Comedy is funny”.
9) Sam Fox on fitness clothes: “I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes – one for every day of the week.”
10) Britney Spears on her taste in clothes: “So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants… all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing… the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that…”
11) BB’s Helen Adam’s on education: “The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde – I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate.”
12) Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”
13) Britney on Japan “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
14) Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: “Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.”
15) Paris Hilton on her fame: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”
16) Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: “He looks at us like we’re stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He’s a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!”
17) Cameron Diaz on science: “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
18) Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: “I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”
19) BB’s Helen Adams on magic man Paul Daniels: “Yeah, you know Jack Daniels… he does all the magic stuff!”
20) Christina Aguilera on film festivals: “So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?”
21) Paris Hilton on her career choices: “First wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.”
22) Alicia Douvall on motherhood: “I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she’s managed well. That’s why I’m happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career.”
23) Chantelle Houghton on hearing George Galloway was an MP: “Does that mean you work in that big room with the green seats?”
24) Britney on capital punishment: “I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.”
25) BB2’s Helen Adams on pulses: “How much chicken is there in chick peas?”
26) Chanelle Hayes on her Posh spice obsession: “I like what she (Victoria Beckham) wears. That’s what magazines are all about – there’s always a picture of a celebrity and where to buy a replica of what they’re wearing. It’s not as if I’m doing anything weird.”
27) Paris Hilton on her title: “I don’t want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn’t do anything for that.”
28) Tara Reid on her fellow blonde celeb: “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
29) Ivana Trump on literature: “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”
30) Christina Aguilera on herself: “I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.”
31) Britney Spears on her first tour: “Where the hell is Australia anyway?”
32) Alicia Douvall on surgery: “I know it (plastic surgeries) will kill me. But I’d rather die trying to sort things out.”
33) Jodie Marsh on cooking: “Is an egg a vegetable?”
34) Kimberly Stewart on Jennifer Aniston: “I like her cos she’s like, homely. She must have something else going on cos it’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”
35) Jessica Simpson on her mood at the VH1 ‘05 video awards: “Isn’t it weird I’m getting all emotionable.”
36) Helen Adams on BB2 : “I probably sound Welsh on the telly.”
37) Mariah Carey on the death of the King of Jordan: “I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.”
38) Chantelle Houghton on different types of doctors: “What’s a gynaecologist?”
39) Pamela Anderson on her secret to success: “I don’t think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!”
40) Ivana Trump on getting one over on her ex’s new girlfriend: “Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.”
41) Brooke Shields on her campaign against smoking: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
42) Heather Locklear on being proud of her heritage: “From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment’s notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had.”
43) Jessica Simpson on her scantily clad videos: “I’m definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting!”
44) Chantelle Houghton working out the shopping budget: “Eleventy-twelve pence? I don’t get it. How much is that then?”
45) Britney on why she did a cover of I Love Rock and Roll: “I always loved Pat Benatar.”
46) Emma Bunton on moobs: “I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It’s so funny – when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it’s a comfort thing.”
47) Cyndi Crawford on modelling: “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.”
48) The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: “Doesn’t that hurt?”
49) Jessica Simpson to the President when visiting the White House: “I love what you’ve done with the place!”
50) Mischa Barton on being blessed with looks: “Pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.”
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Love Is In the Foundation of Pakistan
I would like to thank a friend of mine Ramla Akhtar for letting me share this with my friends since it was her find.
"A few days back, a friend, Taimoor Mughal, shared with me the last letter that Jinnah's wife Ruttie wrote to him. Ruttie, as we know, had died young and ill -- even as her lover and husband Mohammad Ali Jinnah was consumed with work that eventually led to the creation of Pakistan. They say Jinnah never cried but at Ruttie's death and at her burial.
Ruttie was much younger than Jinnah -- and both were smitten with each other. Her longing for his attention during her lone days and, subsequently her illness is summed up in the few words of this beautiful letter.
Oh, how much love has sacrificed itself at the altar of the creation of Pakistan!
_Ramla"
S. S. Rajputana,
Marseilles 5 Oct 1928
Darling – thank you for all you have done. If ever in my bearing your once tuned senses found any irritability or unkindness – be assured that in my heart there was place only for a great tenderness and a greater pain – a pain my love without hurt. When one has been as near to the reality of Life (which after all is Death) as I have been dearest, one only remembers the beautiful and tender moments and all the rest becomes a half veiled mist of unrealities. Try and remember me beloved as the flower you plucked and not the flower you tread upon.
I have suffered much sweetheart because I have loved much. The measure of my agony has been in accord to the measure of my love.
Darling I love you – I love you – and had I loved you just a little less I might have remained with you – only after one has created a very beautiful blossom one does not drag it through the mire. The higher you set your ideal the lower it falls.
I have loved you my darling as it is given to few men to be loved. I only beseech you that the tragedy which commenced in love should also end with it.
Darling Goodnight and Goodbye
Ruttie
I had written to you at Paris with the intention of posting the letter here – but I felt that I would rather write to you afresh from the fullness of my heart. R.
"A few days back, a friend, Taimoor Mughal, shared with me the last letter that Jinnah's wife Ruttie wrote to him. Ruttie, as we know, had died young and ill -- even as her lover and husband Mohammad Ali Jinnah was consumed with work that eventually led to the creation of Pakistan. They say Jinnah never cried but at Ruttie's death and at her burial.
Ruttie was much younger than Jinnah -- and both were smitten with each other. Her longing for his attention during her lone days and, subsequently her illness is summed up in the few words of this beautiful letter.
Oh, how much love has sacrificed itself at the altar of the creation of Pakistan!
_Ramla"
S. S. Rajputana,
Marseilles 5 Oct 1928
Darling – thank you for all you have done. If ever in my bearing your once tuned senses found any irritability or unkindness – be assured that in my heart there was place only for a great tenderness and a greater pain – a pain my love without hurt. When one has been as near to the reality of Life (which after all is Death) as I have been dearest, one only remembers the beautiful and tender moments and all the rest becomes a half veiled mist of unrealities. Try and remember me beloved as the flower you plucked and not the flower you tread upon.
I have suffered much sweetheart because I have loved much. The measure of my agony has been in accord to the measure of my love.
Darling I love you – I love you – and had I loved you just a little less I might have remained with you – only after one has created a very beautiful blossom one does not drag it through the mire. The higher you set your ideal the lower it falls.
I have loved you my darling as it is given to few men to be loved. I only beseech you that the tragedy which commenced in love should also end with it.
Darling Goodnight and Goodbye
Ruttie
I had written to you at Paris with the intention of posting the letter here – but I felt that I would rather write to you afresh from the fullness of my heart. R.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Best Compliment
Today I got the best compliment of my life. After a presentation the guy laughingly said "I'll shoot you point blank." (-:
The reason was that my presentation was so well knit and complete that he didn't have any other option but to agree to all my terms (-:
The reason was that my presentation was so well knit and complete that he didn't have any other option but to agree to all my terms (-:
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Reputation
This week is a busy week... because I've started 1 more thing so the whole setting up thing is taking time...
So this week I'm leaving home at 8.20 in the morning and getting back after 23.30 until today when I came back at 22.00 (I am surprised too).
So as soon as mom saw my face she asked, "Is everything okay? you're home too early?"
So this week I'm leaving home at 8.20 in the morning and getting back after 23.30 until today when I came back at 22.00 (I am surprised too).
So as soon as mom saw my face she asked, "Is everything okay? you're home too early?"
Money Motivates
Following is the conversation I had with Ammara yesterday evening.
Ammara: Can I help you with some work?
Omer: Okay tell me, what should be the gross sum insured & net some insured of a building. the total land area is 19663 sq yd. covered area is 1500 sq yd. land cost in market today is 20m but when it was purchased it was 5m, structure cost is another 30m and furniture, fixtures & other stuff cost is 50m. Life cover will be added of 100m. if the age of building is 20yrs then what should be the term to insure it in ideal situation if we need to cover burglary on 50m movable items, fire 100%, natural disasters 100%, and life cover on avg 2/yr?
Ammara: NO NO NO!!! Please Stop!!!
Omer: But you said you'll help me.
Ammara: This is something which crossed way above my head, so boring, how do you survive after doing all this?
Omer: It pays good, You can own a Mark X within 1 yr if you know how to do this.
Ammara: Really? Okay so how soon can I learn all this? and how to start?
:) Money is BIGGEST MOTIVATION
Ammara: Can I help you with some work?
Omer: Okay tell me, what should be the gross sum insured & net some insured of a building. the total land area is 19663 sq yd. covered area is 1500 sq yd. land cost in market today is 20m but when it was purchased it was 5m, structure cost is another 30m and furniture, fixtures & other stuff cost is 50m. Life cover will be added of 100m. if the age of building is 20yrs then what should be the term to insure it in ideal situation if we need to cover burglary on 50m movable items, fire 100%, natural disasters 100%, and life cover on avg 2/yr?
Ammara: NO NO NO!!! Please Stop!!!
Omer: But you said you'll help me.
Ammara: This is something which crossed way above my head, so boring, how do you survive after doing all this?
Omer: It pays good, You can own a Mark X within 1 yr if you know how to do this.
Ammara: Really? Okay so how soon can I learn all this? and how to start?
:) Money is BIGGEST MOTIVATION
Friday, June 5, 2009
Defination of Work by Faraz
Faraz on oneness breakfast last Sunday came up with a new definition of WORK!
"Something which we dont like to do is called work and when we're forced to do it, its Hard Work"
"Something which we dont like to do is called work and when we're forced to do it, its Hard Work"
Bluetooth
Khushi is a friend of my elder sister and she lives in Islamabad. Today I got a text message from her which was as follows, "Is your bluetooth switched on? I'm trying to send you photographs of my Niece."
Her Bluetooth works in the range of 1000kms. Lol
Her Bluetooth works in the range of 1000kms. Lol
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